January 2012
32 posts
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
December 2011
81 posts
me: hey what's up
vegetarian: i'm a vegetarian
darthsanta:
oh your blog title is (1) Facebook
what else do you have in your little bag of tricks
